She's going to blow in 6 days, or less. Oh, and her whole boob hurts now - both of them - not just the tips any more.
I hope the sarcasm tied to the mention of every symptom is coming across (maybe it's lost on the black background?)
Can't ... wait ... to ... see ... what ... happens ...
To be clear - if she makes it to Saturday without starting, that's when she goes into the office for a test (or POAS at home)